ok

bombing:

retcum:

bombing:

spent four hours collecting centipedes to fight each other only to realize they just run around like a bunch of fucking idiots when you open the box. anyway i dumped them in my sisters birthday cake and

And what?

sorry my wifi cut off. she’s dead

tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

greatfatsby:

obligatory birthday selfie ft. me actually smiling

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

greatfatsby:

obligatory birthday selfie ft. me actually smiling

porndirector:

When I get hit on

my meals in the summer
breakfast: 3pm
dinner: 11pm
more food: 1am
midnight snack: 4am